2003
| Tune: | Original |
| Lyrics: | Attila the Stockbroker |
| Composer: | Attila the Stockbroker |
In which we find the singer sitting at a table, said to have been used by Guy Fawkes, at the time of the Commons vote in favour of invading Iraq and thinking ‘Aneurin Bevan, your party is dead / And the time for a new one is nigh / Will the last person Left please turn out the lights? / New Labour, just fuck off and die’.